Reimagining Precautionary Safety
Reimagining Precautionary Safety Robert Gao Could you imagine having Sean “P. Diddy” Love Combs as your next-door neighbor? Neither can I. But in an ideal world—one that only knows whimsy and the American Dream—this want transcends mere imagination. In this world, I am a poet-physician, returning every day from a little hospital on the Chicago River to a wonderful suburban home—white-picket fence, beautiful family, landscaped magnolias and all—with, yes, P. Diddy living and breathing next-door, five steps away, within crawling distance. Indeed, the genius of this decision may not strike readers immediately, and so let me explicate its guts into granular pieces. Due to Combs’ involvement with numerous horrific scandals, including freak-offs and so-called “Diddy Parties” (functions that involve highly prevalent sexual innuendos and numerous cartridges of baby oil), the oiled elephant in the room suggests this decision as undyingly blasphemous and reckless. And to that elephant’s poi...